I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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