Dual....:-)
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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