I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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