At least make sure they are 18
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I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
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I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
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Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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