he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
The convent might be a nice break from real life
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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