We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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