carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
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The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
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If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize