dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
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I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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