Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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