Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
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The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
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my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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