I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
What a dumb baby whore.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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