Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
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my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
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Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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