I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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