And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Randomize
