Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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