White coat. Heels.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I will be naked everywhere
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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