we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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