I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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