This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Randomize
