Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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