Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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