I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I don't think brook has ever known best
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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