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• (313): View more from Michigan

  so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.

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  It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  the worst part is we had a camera rolling

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  Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?

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  Yes.

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  I have to watch that.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening

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• (850): View more from Florida

  He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?

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  .....fair enough

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS

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• (941): View more from Florida

  We still getting married? Or were you day drinking

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....

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