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• (410): View more from Maryland

  You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  what's Bukake?

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  a bad idea.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED

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  I feel like half our conversations start this way.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two

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• (650): View more from California

  Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.

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• (408): View more from California

  You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?

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• (347): View more from New York

  We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY

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