You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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