Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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