I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
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my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
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seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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