Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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