I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
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