So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
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