Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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