Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
It's just like the Real World with babies
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I will pee on everything he values.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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