I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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