Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
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are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
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Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
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