brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
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I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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