she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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