I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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