i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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