didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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