Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Randomize
