Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Randomize
