It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
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A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
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Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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