They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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