Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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