Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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