I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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