Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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