You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
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Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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