now i know why i became what i already was.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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