guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
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I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night