either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
is it fun? or sober?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Randomize
