just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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