i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Help me help you realize you are a moron