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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...

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• (626): View more from California

  she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...

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  Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  other than the jail part I had a really good time with you

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• (707): View more from California

  He better not be in your backpack

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Come camping we have xanax and steaks

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