It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
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She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
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You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours