We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
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About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
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How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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