Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
No subtext here. People are naked.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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