Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
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The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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