I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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