We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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