I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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