Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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