I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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