Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
